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Combine the two great loves of the American people!
Worship guns
Sunday Shooting School
Holey Sacraments
Armaments 7.62: For God so loved the world that he
gave his only gun.
The Holy Hand Grenade
http://m.youtube.co...3DxOrgLj9lOwk&gl=GB And there was much rejoicing
[8th of 7, Jan 16 2013]
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This is basically what church is already. |
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I know, [DIYMatt]. This just makes it official. |
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If only. It might actually help to promote more widespread
firearm safety education and responsible use if tied in with
the guilt-driven social network that is organized religion in
America. |
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Establish the Church of Riflery and I'll join up, provided I
get to be a Deacon. And also that it's a secular church. We
can worship holy icons of Eugene Stoner, but I'm not
interested in mixing capital-G God with my love for things
that go 'bang!'. |
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Oh, it will rapidly devolve into factions... Black Pow(d)er;
(Ass)ault (Former Catholic clergy); Handguns (Shaker);
etc. |
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Plenty of room for your particular proclivity, [Alter]. |
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I hereby establish the Hallowed (secular) Order of the Holy
Black Rifle. Free high-capacity magazine with every
conversion. |
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i'm assuming the average USian regards circumcision as
something akin to sawing a few inches off the end of his
penis substitute, err... favourite weapon? |
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When seeking communion, don't put your lips around the
barrel. |
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Surely John Moses Browning, "The father of modern firearms" would be the messia. |
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Why are they holey? Has someone shot bullets through them? |
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That's exactly why I spelled it with an "E". Well done,
[phundug]. |
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rather the whole point of the 2nd Planet of the Apes movie. |
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That being said, ook ook, line me up with a metric FAL with carbon-fibre furniture and barrel shroud, tac'd out in the latest LED flashlights and a built in TV, with a Hubble scope, 5-point seatbelt and WiFi. in 20mm plz with a chromed Smart car as a compensator. |
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so what I hear you saying [FT] is that you want a light
tank. |
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This sounds like a broad Church, so presumably there will be
room for the devotees of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ('tis
one of the sacred relics that Brother Maynard carries with him). |
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This week's sermon will be on the theme of "It is better to light a
flamethrower than curse the darkness". |
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well, the good news is each and every one of you has
donated the last time you saw a Hollywood movie.
Thank you for your support. |
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[m-f-d] pointless ranting |
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That said, I'm all for it if I get to start a heretical
splinter cult focusing around Gauss weaponry. |
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You can do whatever you want in this church, [Hive
Mind]. It's a free love free-for-all. |
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Presumably then it's fine to Give In To Your Hate? |
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"Anger, fear, aggression, Democrats ... the Dark Side are they". |
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I was gonna suggest a similar idea, to be called "The
First Church of Christ Ballistic"- |
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There would also be an annual ritual, called the
"Blessing of the Bullets." |
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Hmm, lack of borg recently. Anyone know where to send the cake with a file in it? |
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