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Clandestine Remote Control Cat Bomb

Meow, meow, point, click, boom!
 
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Mohammed has just returned from a hard day of terrorist training and hostage interrogation. He enjoys sitting down at the end of the day and relaxing with a good smoke and his pet cat on his lap. He looks down and notices a second cat at his feet. Where did you come from my little friend? Next thing he knows, the cat has jumped on his face and exploded a shaped charge, killing them both instantly. He was a victim of the Clandestine Remote Control Cat Bomb (CRCCB).

Production of CRCCBs would involve surgically implanting a camera, computer, GPS, electroshock device, radio, and shaped charge within the cat. Extensive training would allow the cat to be remotely operated, much like a Predator drone. CRCCBs could then be released into the terrorists general neighborhood and allowed to wander around until the target was identified and the attack order was given.

circ_du_greg, Aug 06 2003

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       is it a robot?
po, Aug 06 2003
  

       8th is gonna love this!
krelnik, Aug 06 2003
  

       even 8th likes realism   

       painting by numbers, thumb?
po, Aug 06 2003
  

       And there was much rejoicing.   

       (+)
8th of 7, Aug 07 2003
  

       Mobile Explosive Offensive Weapon.
phoenix, Aug 07 2003
  

       Cunning Animal Terrorist
silverstormer, Aug 07 2003
  

       cats are guaranteed not to do what you want.
po, Aug 07 2003
  

       In the early 1960s Jose Delgado used electrodes to stimulate parts of the brain to stop a bull in it's tracks shown to many a psychology student on film. Dr. Delgado went on to control monkies behavior by remote control. There are experiments now to control insects remotly.It is feasable. I do not know how many terrorist have cats and at what cost is it to do these cat projects . If one knows who the terrorist is you arrest him and put him in jail. Is a terrorist worth waisting some perrrfectly good pussy over. I pick pussy over terrorists any day, but thats me.
emconsulting, Dec 29 2003
  
      
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