Clock Contacts

In the recent trend of customized contact lenses that alter how your eyes look, such as those that completely cover your irises to make it appear as though you have none, I offer a similar product: Clock Contacts.

These are contact lenses that have four layers: Two layers of plastic (or whatever material is used in contact lenses), one layer of tiny clockwork gears, and one layer of outer covering (i.e. the face and hands of the clock.) Each of these layers would have to be incredibly thin in order to comfortably fit over a person's eyes. An alternative to layers is an LCD screen that shows an image of the face and hands, but that would likely be even thicker than multiple layers.

For those who would prefer something other than clock hands, there is also a digital display version available.