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Nobody likes clowns. It's a fact. Really. But, clowns sure are distracting. I say, replace half the people in the SAS and the U.S. Army's Rangers with clowns. These clowns will drop by parachute much like the actual soldiers... but there the similarity ends! Upon touchdown they will go right! Left! Every
which way! Where will they stop? Who knows? Who cares? As they run around in a micmac of unbridled non-hillarity (clowns are never funny) and chaos, the enemy forces will all stand up from their hiding places, scratch their heads, and mutter: "What the F..k?!" (or suitable local epithet) What they'll never know is that the real troops are coming up behind them with knives, guns, and blunt instruments with which to end their lives. Oh, and the clowns can explode. This is very important. They are kamikaze clowns. Must not forget that.
Insane Clown Posse
http://www.insanecl...osse.com/detect.php [Great Satan, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
baked. But unfortunately hasn't exploded...yet.
http://www.whitehou...aq/20030501-15.html [briandamage, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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// Oh, and the clowns can explode. This is very important. They are kamikaze clowns // |
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What would make it funny for the rest of us is if the clowns didn't *know* they would explode. |
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In a combat situation, and licensed to kill, I would happily shoot a clown on sight. Clowns piss me off... |
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I will bun anything that mentions the shooting or self-destruction of clowns. (+) |
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Sheesh, that's a lot of aggression coming out. Did a clown kill/kick a pet or loved one recently? Were you abducted by a clown as a child? |
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[kevindimie], are you a clown? |
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//In a combat situation, and licensed to kill// |
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[X2E] - You're a nicer person than I am, then. |
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[UB] - Clearly they aren't dead, otherwise they wouldn't be able to vote themselves a payrise every few days. |
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I have this image of Dubya and Cheney and Rummy, in one of those clown cars, that rattles and farts around the place with wobbly wheels and bits falling off it, with the license plate "US ECNMY" at the front, and " FRN PLCY" at the back, whilst Blair stands on the side of the road with his thumb out, and a crowd of people armed with improvised explosive custard pies chase them out of town,. |
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I can see it now: One little armored vehicle the size of a VW Beetle pulls up, and twenty Combat Clowns pile out. What a savings in hardware. |
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Hmmm... the go-anywhere beetle as an armored military weapon. Herbie Goes to Iraq? |
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The big floppy shoes and the
baggy pants and everything can
hold weapons, or at the very least
C4 which in no way should be
confused with 4C. |
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Deathninja, I think they should not
know either, but I also think
explosions should be triggered by
the phraise, 'Hey there, you need a
hug.' Then 3...2...1...BOOM! Or
triggered by the sound of a
balloon animal popping. I will give
this a croissant just for the
explosions. |
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//Did a clown kill/kick a pet or
loved one recently?//
Yes, yes and yes. |
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//Were you abducted by a clown
as a child?// |
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Well no, but a couple of years ago I
was. Still don't know how the
bugger did it. Last I remember
was I was sniffing his flower. |
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"sniffing his flower"? Is that prison lingo? |
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Isn't "Insane Clown Posse" a bit redundant? |
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At this point, I really must admit that I'm amazed this was recieved so well. Not that I'm suggesting I think my idea was poorly concieved. Oh no. |
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I'll be happy to do that for you if you like. |
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Oh yes [Madcat], waugsy is the expert... and always willing to cooperate. |
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Several days late (as usual) but would Bush's clown car have axles of evil? |
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Thousand points of light from the clown car laser tracking system. |
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