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Comedy necromancer

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Abjuring the slapstick of Herbert West: Reanimator, I intend to start a career as as a comedic necromancer, doing an act that could best be described as stand-up, or possibly rise up?

Also available for re-runs of the tv shows of your youth and for finding out where relatives recently departed hid all the money.

Apologies to the author of Johannes Cabal books.

not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013

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       Give this man a raise.   

       Being a comedy necromancer means I can always say "I'll see you again" and dying on stage is a sign of quality.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013
  

       "A killer performance, definitely a bucket list must-add."   

       -The Philadelphia Tribune
Alterother, Jun 30 2013
  

       I can see a sideline here, the states with death penalties can just execute everyone, and bring back the ones who win their appeals, a net saving in tax dollars.   

       Also useful around grassy knolls in Dallas, Texas.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013
  

       Does this really belong in [culture: television: revival]?   

       [+] all the same.
absterge, Oct 22 2015
  

       Lacking the 'comedy-necromancy' category I had to do my best. Would be good for This Is Your Life remake, with all your drooling, shambling relatives, assuming they aren't doing that already.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 22 2015
  

       Adventure Time writers, pay attention here.
bungston, Oct 24 2015
  
      
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