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Confidence boosting belt buckle

Merkwurdichliebe?
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Consumed with anxiety over the possible reception you may receive for what you are carrying around in your pants? Desperate to impress?

Use a little showmanship to shift the balance favorably.

This belt buckle has a small keyhole labeled with two positions, safe/launch. Insert the key and turn to launch, and a small red led comes on inside a big red button protected by a clear plastic cover.

Simply flip up the cover, press the button, and a spring flings the two halves of the belt buckle dramatically apart while pressurized air generates a sharp hiss and a quick puff of fog.

You will have to come up with your own patter about national security, or mega-lady-deaths. As a word of advice, if you are worried about size, "fallout" might not be the best direction to go in.

GutPunchLullabies, Sep 14 2006

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       Hee hee! sp: Merkwurdichliebe?
Shz, Sep 14 2006
  

       I will certainly take your word for it.
GutPunchLullabies, Sep 14 2006
  


 

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