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DIY Vocal Fry Subwoofization

 To avoid a war between the sexes
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Have people call each other from their cell phones on speaker in a bathroom so the high pitches of the cell speakers can be tuned to resonate with the wavelength of the room to create vocal fry subwoofage.

This will spawn a competitive marketplace of vocal fry artists who merge vocal fry art with meditative sexual yoga. Hot young bitchy vocal fry artists can then talk to the judge.

—JesusHChrist, Sep 26 2017




         


 

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