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That's it. Not much more to this one. The contestants would be chosen from middle-aged Moms with at least 2 kids and carrying a minimum of 20 extra pounds (weight, not money).
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Baked, I have danced with your mom. |
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But my mom doesn't have any extra pounds, weight or money! |
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And what will we do for anorexic mothers? Oh, wait, they're on TV already. |
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One hundred points to [zen_tom]! Particularly for "Mums of Navarrone."
Also:
Dr Mum (Or Mum Who)
Mum's Eye for the Straight Guy
8 Simple Rules for Dating my Mum
Mum Improvement
Deal or No Mum (bleak, that one)
Mum Borstal
Who Mums to be a Millionaire?
Robot Mums
Cirque de Mum
Grand Mums (Kevin McLeod standing inside your Mum, enthusing about the subtle interplay of landscape and gut lining)
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Little House On The Momrairie |
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It's not so much a list as a pre-emptive strike against bandwaggonage.
Mummy McBeal
NYPD Mum
Takeshi's Mum
He-Mum
Mum-ra
Mumdercats
Only Mums and Horses
Father Mum
Open All Mums
Coronation Mum (one off story about a kid cooking and eating his mum, set in the 1970s)
Jossie's Mums
Mum Grove (or Byker Mum)
Mumsround
The Mum Tunnel |
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Only sickos watch 'Only Mums and Horses'. |
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There's nothing funny about clowns. |
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Every time I read the idea title I hear Billy Idol reverberating about my nog. |
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Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection |
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With the mirror reflection |
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I'm dancing with my mom... |
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Mumstairs Downstairs
The Mum and Rise of Reginald Perrin
The Mum Also Rises
Empire of the Mum
Mums on the Run
Two thousand and Mum: a Mum Oddesey ("Stop doing that Dave, or I'll send you to your room!") |
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Raiders of the Mum
The Temple of Mum
The Mum Crusade
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
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Spidermum Spidermum II I, Mum The Mum Supremacy The Mum Identity Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mum The Passion of the Mum Bridget Jones: The Mum of Reason Hell Mum |
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The Mumchurian Candidate
All The President's Mums
Mum Day Afternoon
Apocalypse Mum
Easy Mum (or Mum Rider)
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid's Mum
Arsenic and Old Mum
The Mummykillers
A Mother of Life and Death
Bill and Ted's Excellent Mum
OldMum (or MumBoy)
Spanking the Mummy (apposite)
Mumz n the Hood
Violent Mum (or Mum Cop)
Vengeance is Mum's! |
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On a Coen Bros tip:
Mum Simple
Raising Mum
Mother's Crossing
The Mumsucker Proxy
O Mother, Where Art Thou?
The Mum Who Wasn't There
Mum Fink (or Barton Mum)
and The Mummykillers (qv). |
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Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mumless
Carry On Mumming
Carry On Mummy
Carry On Ma
Carry On Mummying
Carry On Mom
Carry On Mumboy
Carry On MOTHERING!
Carry On Don't Lose your Mum
Carry On Follow that Mum
Carry On Mumtor
Carry On up the Mum
Carry On Mumping
Carry On Again Mum
Carry On up Mum Jungle
Carry On Lovimum
Carry On Mumry
Carry On at Mum's Convenience
Carry On Mumron
Carry On Amum
Carry On Mums
Carry On Joan
Carry On Mum's
Carry On Mumland
That's Carry Mum
Carry On EmMumuelle
Carry On CoMumbus |
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Seven Chides for Seven Mothers |
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I just cannot imagine dancing with my own mom.. that would be worse than dating my mom! |
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>< i think i just puked on the sofa... |
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Honey, I blew up the Mums. |
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Earth Mums Are Easy
Cutthroat Mother
Mum on the River Kwai
Kindergarten Mom
The Mum, the Mum, his Mum and her Mum
The Pillow Mum
Mum Runner
Stand By Mum
Can Mum Do It, 'Til I Need Glasses?
Faster Mum, Kill Kill!
Beyond the Valley of the Ultramums
Mums on a Plane
Lethal Mum 1, 2, 3 and 4
Mad Mum: Road Warrior
Requiem for a Mum
Dr Strangemum: Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love my mum
... and I'm spent. |
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The 7th Mum of Sinbad
Sinbad and the Mum of the Tiger - aka
"Sinbad at the Mum's End"
The Golden Mum of Sinbad
Sadko - aka
"The Magic Mum of Sinbad"
Sinbad the Mum
Sinbad: Mum Damaged
Sinbad and Mums: All the Way Live... Mum!
Son of Mum
Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mums
The Adventures of Mumbad
Daitozoku - aka
"The Lost Mum of Sinbad"
Sinbad contro i sette saraceni - aka
"Sinbad Against the 7 Mums"
Sinbad: The Battle of the Dark Mums
Sinbad: Mum of the Seven Seas
Roc-a-Mum Sinbad
"The Funtastic Mums of Sinbad the Sailor"
"Sinbad Jr." (narrated by Sinbad's mother) |
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Mumzilla, King of the Mumsters! |
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Gigantis, The Fire Mumster |
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Mumzilla vs. The Mumthing |
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Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Mumster |
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Mumzilla vs. King Ghidorahmum |
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Mumzilla vs. Spacemumzilla |
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Mumzilla 2000: Millennimum |
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Giant Mumsters All-Out Attack |
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