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Dancin' with Your Mom

Like "Dancing with the Stars, but with average Moms...
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That's it. Not much more to this one. The contestants would be chosen from middle-aged Moms with at least 2 kids and carrying a minimum of 20 extra pounds (weight, not money).
Aluicious, Nov 16 2006


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       What counts as 'extra'?
pertinax, Nov 16 2006
  

       Baked, I have danced with your mom.
Chefboyrbored, Nov 16 2006
  

       But my mom doesn't have any extra pounds, weight or money!   

       And what will we do for anorexic mothers? Oh, wait, they're on TV already.
ye_river_xiv, Nov 16 2006
  

       Gotta love //Mumbo//
skinflaps, Nov 16 2006
  

       One hundred points to [zen_tom]! Particularly for "Mums of Navarrone."
Also:
Dr Mum (Or Mum Who)
Mum's Eye for the Straight Guy
8 Simple Rules for Dating my Mum
Mum Improvement
Deal or No Mum (bleak, that one)
Mum Borstal
Who Mums to be a Millionaire?
Robot Mums
Cirque de Mum
Grand Mums (Kevin McLeod standing inside your Mum, enthusing about the subtle interplay of landscape and gut lining)
...
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       List alert!   

       Little House On The Momrairie
skinflaps, Nov 16 2006
  

       It's not so much a list as a pre-emptive strike against bandwaggonage.
Mummy McBeal
NYPD Mum
Takeshi's Mum
He-Mum
Mum-ra
Mumdercats
Only Mums and Horses
Father Mum
Open All Mums
Coronation Mum (one off story about a kid cooking and eating his mum, set in the 1970s)
Jossie's Mums
Mum Grove (or Byker Mum)
Mumsround
The Mum Tunnel
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       Only sickos watch 'Only Mums and Horses'.
theleopard, Nov 16 2006
  

       There's nothing funny about clowns.
theleopard, Nov 16 2006
  

       Every time I read the idea title I hear Billy Idol reverberating about my nog.   

       On the floor of Tokyo   

       Or down in London town to go, go With the record selection   

       With the mirror reflection   

       I'm dancing with my mom...
skinflaps, Nov 16 2006
  

       [zen_tom] ;)
skinflaps, Nov 16 2006
  

       Mumstairs Downstairs
The Mum and Rise of Reginald Perrin
The Mum Also Rises
Empire of the Mum
Mums on the Run
Two thousand and Mum: a Mum Oddesey ("Stop doing that Dave, or I'll send you to your room!")
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       Enough.
jtp, Nov 16 2006
  

       Planet of The Moms.
skinflaps, Nov 16 2006
  

       Futuramum.
hidden truths, Nov 16 2006
  

       Raiders of the Mum
The Temple of Mum
The Mum Crusade
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.   

       Spidermum
Spidermum II
I, Mum
The Mum Supremacy
The Mum Identity
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mum
The Passion of the Mum
Bridget Jones: The Mum of Reason
Hell Mum
jtp, Nov 16 2006
  

       //Mumraker// Arf!   

       The Mumchurian Candidate
All The President's Mums
Mum Day Afternoon
Apocalypse Mum
Easy Mum (or Mum Rider)
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid's Mum
Arsenic and Old Mum
The Mummykillers
A Mother of Life and Death
Bill and Ted's Excellent Mum
OldMum (or MumBoy)
Spanking the Mummy (apposite)
Mumz n the Hood
Violent Mum (or Mum Cop)
Vengeance is Mum's!
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       On a Coen Bros tip:
Mum Simple
Raising Mum
Mother's Crossing
The Mumsucker Proxy
O Mother, Where Art Thou?
The Mum Who Wasn't There
Mum Fink (or Barton Mum)
and The Mummykillers (qv).
calum, Nov 16 2006
  

       This is a silly game.   

       Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mum
Carry On Mumless
Carry On Mumming
Carry On Mummy
Carry On Ma
Carry On Mummying
Carry On Mom
Carry On Mumboy
Carry On MOTHERING!
Carry On Don't Lose your Mum
Carry On Follow that Mum
Carry On Mumtor
Carry On up the Mum
Carry On Mumping
Carry On Again Mum
Carry On up Mum Jungle
Carry On Lovimum
Carry On Mumry
Carry On at Mum's Convenience
Carry On Mumron
Carry On Amum
Carry On Mums
Carry On Joan
Carry On Mum's
Carry On Mumland
That's Carry Mum
Carry On EmMumuelle
Carry On CoMumbus
  

       Think that's the lot...
theleopard, Nov 16 2006
  

       Seven Chides for Seven Mothers
pigtails_and_ponies, Nov 16 2006
  

       I just cannot imagine dancing with my own mom.. that would be worse than dating my mom!
Jscotty, Nov 16 2006
  

       >< i think i just puked on the sofa...
abhorsen1983, Nov 16 2006
  

       I think mums the word...
DesertFox, Nov 17 2006
  

       Steptoe and Mum   

       Honey I shrunk the mums
skinflaps, Nov 17 2006
  

       Honey, I blew up the Mums.
theleopard, Nov 17 2006
  

       Earth Mums Are Easy
Cutthroat Mother
Mum on the River Kwai
Kindergarten Mom
The Mum, the Mum, his Mum and her Mum
The Pillow Mum
Mum Runner
Stand By Mum
Can Mum Do It, 'Til I Need Glasses?
Faster Mum, Kill Kill!
Beyond the Valley of the Ultramums
Mums on a Plane
Lethal Mum 1, 2, 3 and 4
Mad Mum: Road Warrior
Requiem for a Mum
Dr Strangemum: Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love my mum
... and I'm spent.
calum, Nov 17 2006
  

       The 7th Mum of Sinbad
Sinbad and the Mum of the Tiger - aka
"Sinbad at the Mum's End"
The Golden Mum of Sinbad
Sadko - aka
"The Magic Mum of Sinbad"
Sinbad the Mum
Sinbad: Mum Damaged
Sinbad and Mums: All the Way Live... Mum!
Son of Mum
Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mums
The Adventures of Mumbad
Daitozoku - aka
"The Lost Mum of Sinbad"
Sinbad contro i sette saraceni - aka
"Sinbad Against the 7 Mums"
Sinbad: The Battle of the Dark Mums
Sinbad: Mum of the Seven Seas
Roc-a-Mum Sinbad
"The Funtastic Mums of Sinbad the Sailor"
"Sinbad Jr." (narrated by Sinbad's mother)
  

       Joy!
theleopard, Nov 17 2006
  

       Mumzilla   

       Mumzilla, King of the Mumsters!   

       Mumzilla Raids Again   

       Gigantis, The Fire Mumster   

       King Mum vs Mumzilla   

       Mumzilla vs. The Mumthing   

       Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Mumster   

       Mothra vs. Mumzilla   

       Terror of Mechamumzilla   

       Destroy All Mumsters   

       Mumzilla vs. Giganmom   

       The Return of Mumzilla   

       Mumzilla vs. King Ghidorahmum   

       Mumzilla vs. Spacemumzilla   

       Mumzilla 2000: Millennimum   

       Giant Mumsters All-Out Attack
skinflaps, Nov 17 2006
  


 

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