Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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celery-stick-clenched tango
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Some liken slow dancing to having sex, standing up. Dining could be called satisfying oneself, sitting down. Why not combine the two pleasures, doubling the enjoyment and saving time?

I’m thinking a food tray (like at drive-in restaurants of yore) for each partner to hang on the other partner’s left shoulder. Height and personal preference would determine if the tray hangs on the near or far side of the shoulder. Left-one-handed consumption while waltzing or quickstepping would be a challenge, as all things worth trying once.

Picture a foxtrotting beau tête-à-tête whispering sweet nibbles into the ear of Mademoiselle as she cheek-to-cheek munches a salsa hors d'oeuvre, amid belle hops and garçons on roller-skates circulating to pour vin maison and scoop ice cream du jour.

FarmerJohn, Mar 17 2005


       I'd fear inexperienced dancers colliding with us on a crowded dance floor. Once one plate of bananas or bread with olive oil dip falls, havoc could ensue.
Worldgineer, Mar 17 2005

       Havoc is to humor as bear shit is to the woods.
FarmerJohn, Mar 17 2005

       Great analogy, [FJ]. I would've never thought of that. :D
Machiavelli, Mar 17 2005

       Funny, I thought there was humor in havoc - not the other way around.
Worldgineer, Mar 17 2005

       [Wordgineer] So, you mean there's wood in bear shit?
FarmerJohn, Mar 17 2005

       I'd wood imagine knot.
Worldgineer, Mar 17 2005


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