h a l f b a k e r yAssume a hemispherical cow.
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Right before baking your loaf, take one of our patented dog butt templates (looks sort of like a large aluminum pushpin with a patterned underside) and poke it into the dough high on one end. After baking, remove the template, leaving a small round light patterned spot on the back that looks like your
loaf puppy's dog butt. Yeah that's right.
Other template patterns coming soon.
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I'm more of a breast man, myself. |
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You can get tablets for that, now. |
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I prefer a rub-on cream, or perhaps scented oils. |
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