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Impossibagels is the name given to a range of bagels that feature simple interlocking structures such as two toruses. For easier understanding, it's best to view the illustration in the link. (just a basic notebook scribble)
notebook scribble [xenzag, May 12 2019]
someone has risen to the challenge [xenzag, Mar 12 2022]
||You can draw that one up! Ha
||Hmm. The thing is, the drawing looks like two interlocked
and seems possible. If you actually made and sold bagels
that would only serve to confirm the fact that they were
||Which reminds me - what the fuck is it with the hole in the
a bagel? It just makes it TOTALLY USELESS for any normal
implementation. Yesyesyes, I know, it's so that poor
can wander the streets with their wares threaded onto a
I haven't seen an itinerant bagel seller for, oh, weeks or
more; and in
any case, splash out and buy a basket already. And
know, it's to help the bagel cook more evenly. Well, guys
if you're so bloody clever why can't you work out how to
evenly without the hole, like (duh) everybody else does? I
seriously, what kind of schlemiel creates a bun with a
great hole in it and then tries to market it as a feature?
||One that wants to make his dough go farther?
||See last link - ignore the crapvertisment that preceeds it.
||Re last image link. I posted an idea some time ago
for a set of drinking mugs that featured
handles. The idea was that at meetings of three
people they could only drink their tea if they fully
collaborated in an agreed process and physically
pit their heads together... of course if the meeting
involves Putin, he'll just kill one of the other two
people, blame it on the one who's left; break two
of the mugs and drink all the tea himself.
||I thought this was going to be about bagels made form beef
||Very clever, and appetite adjustable. If you're really hungry
you can nix the two bagel technique and shoot for three.