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An online text based driving adventure.
Dozens of
other players!
Thrilling encounters with Orcs!
Trolls at
toll bridges!
Sundry
other exciting features including an exciting dial-up
connection phone bill!
Actual Gameplay:
[Type] 'Drive west'
You go west.
An orc is standing
in the road blocking your path.
[Type] 'Hit Orc with car'
You hit the Orc with the car.
The Orc dies.
Your fender is bent & smoke is coming from
the
bonnet.
[Type] 'Pull car over onto hard shoulder'
You stop the car on the hard shoulder?
[Type] 'Phone RAC'
You need a phone to do that.
Drive through artificial mud
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[Skewed, Sep 26 2021]
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Motorway services run by elves… |
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Crafting, cook roadkill on your bonnet to make food so you
can avoid dodgy encounters with elves. |
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“You are in a maze of twisty roads, all alike (i.e.
Devon)” |
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made for the pun [-] but it still has enough of an idea not to MFD it. |
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Coming soon to a halfbakery terminal near you: Drive-through artificial MFD. |
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I am imagining a tied, desperate 20 hour gamer that is trying very hard to get through an impossible stage with his/her team mates, when a flash wormhole opens up allowing a pickup to drive through three quarters of the enemies and leaving, allowing a workable safe passage to the end of the stage. |
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//I am imagining a tied, desperate 20 hour gamer// |
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I know, sad isn't it, she said she was just going to the shops, I'd
already paid for four hours too. |
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Could you do me a favour & stop staring at me through the
window though? pretending you're not by saying you're
imagining it isn't fooling
anyone you know. |
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Hmm. I suppose you could do a Mad Max theme ride in an
animatronic car with screens showing through all the
windows. |
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I'm calling Shotgun! on driving the truck with the doof
warrior on the bonnet. |
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Dang you got me, & I thought I'd disguised it so well. |
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