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Moths have a bountiful supply of fur they leave behind whenever they hit a spiderweb.
Cars should have the same finish, too. After a scrape, just add some flock and you are as good as new.
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Are you having a bad hair day or did you motorcycle into a flock of moths? |
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Moth fur? This isn’t clear. Does the car have moth fur, or spider webs? Who has the flock? |
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There used to be this hideous thing called Velvecar where the vehicles were sprayed, flocked, with a velvet-like coating. Haven't seen one since I was a child, though. A purple Ford pickup, I think it was. |
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I have something like that, sometimes. Ablative car covering. I call it mud, and it gets applied by driving off-road. |
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Seriously, though. A fuzzy car would rust fast if there was a nick in the paint under the fluff. It would be difficult to keep clean and avoid bald spots. I'll take my chances with scratches. Besides, fuzz won't stop keying or a fender-bender. |
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