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Ease painful lobes after long telephone conversations
For when the telephone has welded itself to your ear...
A small device that clips over your ear (much like a a pair of headphones with one phone) and gently massages your lobes. Could also be built into the telephone handset (although a less flexible solution) to gently massage during a telephone