Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Easy bust-out shirt

Breast zippers for outerwear
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This form fitting woman's turtleneck shirt would be designed to be worn braless: It would provide sufficient support and comfort. Around each breast there would be a zipper that could be unzipped partially to expose just the tops of the breasts or completely unzipped, whereupon the breast cups would totally separate. These would be the only fastenings. Otherwise it would be a pullover.
Voice, Aug 08 2010

She could wear it with these... Ladies_20Drop-Trou_20Boots
[normzone, Aug 08 2010]


       So this would be made of black leather, or latex, or PVC ?   

       Very probably Baked, but not something we intend to google for...
8th of 7, Aug 08 2010

       Not lingerie, Outerwear: for such times as a woman wants to look provocative.
Voice, Aug 08 2010

       Yes, but PVC, leather, or latex ? These things are important ...
8th of 7, Aug 08 2010

       Ladies what say you?
Voice, Aug 08 2010

       Glad you're supporting breastfeeding, [Voice].
nineteenthly, Aug 08 2010

       This reminds me of Janet Jackson's 2004 Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction Outfit. Nice! I highly approve. Bun [+].
Grogster, Aug 08 2010

       May I suggest an inner flap to keep the zipper from snagging nipples. I like nipples.   

       I am sure yours are something to be proud of, [2 fries].   

       I am sure that I've seen outfits with zippers around breasts pictured somewhere on the dark side of the internet, but I cannot recall seeing anything like the described as street clothing ... well, maybe in the 70s, but most of that decade is just a blur.
baconbrain, Aug 09 2010

       They are spectacular...and sensitive.
My best feature really.

       I thought this was going to be apparel for the Hulk, to be paired with easy bust-out trousers.
coprocephalous, Aug 10 2010

       Or easy-to-pop-off buttons.
Aq_Bi, Aug 10 2010

       With a bit of tweaking, you could get the removable sections to form the top part of a bikini. Two garments in one.

       Also, if the clothes came in different colours, people could mix and match the bits.
Loris, Aug 12 2010

       Totally already baked. Google Milanoo clothing...
WhatArmy, Aug 12 2010


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