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Emergency Union Suit Underwear

Finally, Help For Sleepwalkers...
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You know that dream where you suddenly realize you are in the middle of a large shopping mall wearing nothing but your underwear? It is most unfortunate to then suddenly realize it isn't a dream after all.

Emergency union suit underwear solves that problem. Cleverly tucked into the waistband is a very thin fabric union suit that one may quickly don for egress. Similar to spandex, it is a full body suit that comes in blazingly loud colors. You will then appear to be a rock star trolling for attention. On your way out you may even have to sign a few autographs for people who surmise that anyone wearing something like that must be famous.

Not recommended for the grotesquely obese.


Grogster, Oct 15 2010

Commuter Projectiles Self_20Powered_20Commuter_20Projectiles
...cylindrical missile type body bag [Boomershine, Oct 15 2010]


       //Edible.// By bedbugs?
xenzag, Oct 15 2010

       I regret that I have but one bun to give
Voice, Oct 15 2010

       Have you been having sleepwalking Elvis episodes? +
xandram, Oct 15 2010

       They wouldn't confuse me with Elvis, [xandram], but Bigfoot is another matter...
Grogster, Oct 15 2010

       Who wears their underwear to bed?
infidel, Oct 15 2010

       Hmm... I have the "naked in public" type dreams. So that leaves precious few places to store said union suit.
Whistlebritches, Oct 15 2010

       My underwear doesn't have a waistband.   

       Come to think of it, I don't have a waistline.
baconbrain, Oct 15 2010

       Mankini, [BB]?
pocmloc, Oct 15 2010

       I had an uncle who used to sleepwalk. He's dead now.
infidel, Oct 15 2010

       //He's dead now.//   

       Or perhaps he's only dreaming.   

       Hey! What if we're all dreaming now, and at night we're really awake?!? How would you know? Oh, wait, if you have clothes on...I mean, if you're naked...this is so w e i r d.
Boomershine, Oct 15 2010

       Was he wearing underpants? (...just to clarify...)
Grogster, Oct 15 2010

       Welcome to the Matrix, [Boomer]!
Grogster, Oct 15 2010

       He was wearing a garishly coloured bodysuit, if I recall correctly.
infidel, Oct 15 2010

       //He was wearing a garishly coloured bodysuit, if I recall correctly.//   

       Not "a cylindrical missile type body bag" perchance? Aha! He was just on his way to work. [link]
Boomershine, Oct 15 2010

       //Edible.// [+]
mouseposture, Oct 16 2010


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