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You know that dream where you suddenly realize you are in the middle of a large shopping mall wearing nothing but your underwear? It is most unfortunate to then suddenly realize it isn't a dream after all.
Emergency union suit underwear solves that problem. Cleverly tucked into the waistband is
a very thin fabric union suit that one may quickly don for egress. Similar to spandex, it is a full body suit that comes in blazingly loud colors. You will then appear to be a rock star trolling for attention. On your way out you may even have to sign a few autographs for people who surmise that anyone wearing something like that must be famous.
Not recommended for the grotesquely obese.
Edible.
Commuter Projectiles
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...cylindrical missile type body bag [Boomershine, Oct 15 2010]
[link]
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I regret that I have but one bun to give |
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Have you been having sleepwalking Elvis episodes? + |
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They wouldn't confuse me with Elvis, [xandram], but Bigfoot is another matter... |
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Who wears their underwear to bed? |
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Hmm... I have the "naked in public" type dreams. So that leaves precious few places to store said union suit. |
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My underwear doesn't have a waistband. |
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Come to think of it, I don't have a waistline. |
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I had an uncle who used to sleepwalk. He's dead now. |
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Or perhaps he's only dreaming. |
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Hey! What if we're all dreaming now, and at night
we're really awake?!? How would you know? Oh,
wait, if you have clothes on...I mean, if you're
naked...this is so w e i r d. |
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Was he wearing underpants? (...just to clarify...) |
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Welcome to the Matrix, [Boomer]! |
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He was wearing a garishly coloured bodysuit, if I recall correctly. |
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//He was wearing a garishly coloured bodysuit, if I
recall correctly.// |
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Not "a cylindrical missile type body bag" perchance?
Aha! He was just on his way to work. [link] |
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