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This is a network of Korean massage parlor immigrants to the US who
will network over a communications system that will keep track of
and translate their communication and will allow them to work with
suicide hotlines that serve rich young Japanese American make
teenagers who are from rich families
and are at high pressure
schools, and are at a higher than average risk of suicide. The
network would include ESL massage certification via audio
description collaboration with a blind massage certification
Part of the network would be an uber-like service to bring hot
Korean massage therapists, in a van with accoutrements, including
emergency full service sexual therapy with full body condone as well
as aroma therapy, relief concert, lap dances, lsd therapist/priest,
and business startup consultation, to deliver emergency suicide
service to anyone in need, with a concomitant ADA backed disability
sensitivity training for anyone who abuses the service.
It will blow up like wild atomic fire.
||So, networked pimps on Craigslist that operate
||//It will blow up like wild atomic fire.//
||Ballistic even. Is this an NK or KPop reference ?