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Energy From Space Invaders

Harnessing UFO Power, Using Harnesses
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If you're abducted by aliens as often as I am, you've considered using them as a free energy source. Wind a rope around a flywheel, geared to a generator. 4 trillion miles of rope should be plenty. Tie the other end of the rope to your waist, or to the UFO if it has an attachment point. You'll generate power with each abduction, by induction.
Amos Kito, Aug 25 2003


       you're just *asking* to get your teeth drilled you are.
po, Aug 25 2003

       :-) How lucky! We have 4 trillion miles of fishing line rope left over from blackholeapult. Turns out we couldn't use it due to weight restrictions and have switched over to nanotubes.
Worldgineer, Aug 25 2003

       When those little guys figure out that you're running your stereo off their Abductotron, they're gonna make you pay in kind. And that means probing, and then some more probing.
bungston, Aug 25 2003

       The real trick is to figure out a way to cook pork chops by getting anal-probed.
DeathNinja, Aug 25 2003

       Just eat them raw beforehand.
lostdog, Aug 25 2003

       Why don't you try to purchase their wireless power?
sartep, Aug 25 2003

       Aliens. That explains our present condition.
RayfordSteele, Aug 25 2003

       Somewhere, on another distant planet, there is some sort of communication starting, "If you've abducted [Amos Kito] as often as I have, you've considered using it as a free energy source..."
Detly, Aug 25 2003

       And they said privatization of U.S. utilities was a bad idea.
Vexxy, Aug 26 2003

       Personally, I avoid the whole alien-abduction thing by wearing my aluminum foil deflector beanie. If they can't listen to my thoughts, they don't know I'm here.
Cedar Park, Aug 26 2003

       Unless they monitor the HalfBakery, then the jig is up.

DeathNinja, Aug 26 2003


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