Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Enhanced Cows

Bringing farming into the twenty-first century
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Cows are a very important part of our existance. They provide milk, cheese, meat, frisbees and also enjoyment, in the form of the childish prank known as cow tipping. I think we should give them something back in recognition of their service and help them escape such an embarassing prank. I propose Segways for cows!

They, no longer will be subjected to inane acts of stupidity, also that grass on the other side of the field will be much quicker to get to. A permanently attached milking machine, housed in the Cow Segway would allow the farmer to "plug and play" each cow into the milk truck.

On slaughter day, the segway controls can be overridden by the farmer for quicker processing.

Every cow should have one!

silverstormer, Mar 08 2003

This cow's pretty fast http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html
Be patient, let the flash - complete with credits - load [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       ...and jet packs...
iain, Mar 08 2003

       Bionic, bovine balancing, battery buggies.

       Alliteration to the max.
silverstormer, Mar 08 2003

       Oh man. Thumbwax, that link slays me.
My daughter woke up from her nap, and I didn't hear her behind me. Now she is asking me over and over, "What that man was doing with the cow daddy?"

       Hmmmm....perhaps my next idea. But what personal charms does Pamela have? Except the obvious?
silverstormer, Mar 08 2003

       Red hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horse shoes.
And that's just for breakfast.

       Can we have some kind of ban on segway-related ideas? This one is at least pretty funny, but most of them are little more than reinventing the wheel (or castors or whatever).
pottedstu, Mar 08 2003


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