Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Everything comes from Assholes

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It's true, God the Father is an asshole. Shit grows.
JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2016


       I guess family arguments tend to break out at Christmas.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2016

       True, the bottom line is the our universe. The one ass whole. Ingenuity of life will always manufacture more shit, needed or wanted.
wjt, Dec 21 2016

       //I guess family arguments tend to break out at Christmas.//   

       And while I usually don't like to get involved in arguments about religion, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall to see how this one played out.   

       Son home from college: "Everything comes from Assholes It's true, God the Father is an asshole. Shit grows."   

       Mom trying to avoid a shitstorm: "That's nice dear."   

       Little sister: "How come he gets to swear at the table?"   

       Big brother with an actual job: "Told you he was a fucking retard."   

       Dad: "This is what we're paying fifty thousand dollars a year for? So you can learn this garbage?"   

       Grandma: "If your grandfather were alive he'd whup your butt!"   

       Fly on the wall (in a teeny tiny squeaky voice): "Heh heh heh!"
doctorremulac3, Dec 21 2016

       It does explain dark matter rather nicely.
RayfordSteele, Dec 21 2016

       Still weighting for comments from Godalmightyjones and Theholyspiritsmith.
popbottle, Dec 21 2016

       The Voice says: there is more joy in sacrifice than there is in self-care.
Voice, Dec 24 2016

       Nice, [dr]!
theircompetitor, Dec 24 2016

       Seeing as how every non-naturally-occurring product has had some production processing, design, and concept, and those are produced by scientists, engineers, farmers, laborers, and the like, and said workers were all born in some fashion, one could say that everything comes from vaginas, in a way.
RayfordSteele, Dec 24 2016

       "Inter faeces et urinam nascimur" - St Augustine.   

       So, not a very new idea.
pertinax, Mar 03 2018

       Don't black holes take shit away?
wjt, Mar 03 2018

       No, they just compress more & more of it into a very very small space, clearly the universe is constipated.
Skewed, Mar 03 2018

       //they just compress more & more of it into a very very small space //   

       ... thus creating the iPhoney, which sucks in huge amounts of money and gives nothing in return, not even Hawking radiation.
8th of 7, Mar 03 2018

       Teresa May will probably make you Foreign Secretary, then.
8th of 7, Mar 18 2018

       The infinte probability drive has got into the tea again. That makes me wonder, what is the probability of the I.P. drive constantly having a hot cup of tea?
wjt, Mar 20 2018


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