h a l f b a k e r y"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick
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It's true, God the Father is an asshole. Shit grows.
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I guess family arguments tend to break out at Christmas. |
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True, the bottom line is the our universe. The one ass whole. Ingenuity of life will always manufacture more shit, needed or wanted. |
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//I guess family arguments tend to break out at
Christmas.// |
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And while I usually don't like to get involved in
arguments about religion, I wouldn't mind being a
fly
on the wall to see how this one played out. |
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Son home from college: "Everything comes from
Assholes It's true, God the Father is an asshole.
Shit grows." |
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Mom trying to avoid a shitstorm: "That's nice dear." |
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Little sister: "How come he gets to swear at the
table?" |
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Big brother with an actual job: "Told you he was a
fucking retard." |
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Dad: "This is what we're paying fifty thousand
dollars a year for? So you can learn this garbage?" |
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Grandma: "If your grandfather were alive he'd
whup your butt!" |
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Fly on the wall (in a teeny tiny squeaky voice):
"Heh heh heh!" |
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It does explain dark matter rather nicely. |
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Still weighting for comments from Godalmightyjones and Theholyspiritsmith. |
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The Voice says: there is more joy in sacrifice than there is in self-care. |
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Seeing as how every non-naturally-occurring
product has had some production processing,
design, and concept, and those are produced by
scientists, engineers, farmers, laborers, and the like,
and said workers were all born in some fashion, one
could say that everything comes from vaginas, in a
way. |
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"Inter faeces et urinam nascimur" - St Augustine. |
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Don't black holes take shit away? |
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No, they just compress more & more of it into a very very
small space, clearly the universe is constipated. |
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//they just compress more & more of it into a very very small space // |
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... thus creating the iPhoney, which sucks in huge amounts of money and gives nothing in return, not even Hawking radiation. |
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Teresa May will probably make you Foreign Secretary, then. |
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The infinte probability drive has got into the tea again. That makes me wonder, what is the probability of the I.P. drive constantly having a hot cup of tea? |
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