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Social network to support young blood donors
With the linked news that the blood of dying virgins may actually
revivify decrepit oldsters, an opportunity arises for a monetized
social network to strengthen the group of young people that can
evolve to support itself around the activity of blood "donation".
Otherwise it is going to be like
the Middle Ages all over again with
people impaled on poles outside castles and everything.
FaceBlood will get the goods from donor to donee and make sure
donor gets compensated according to need and youngness, and has
the protection of others in their similar situation, and make sure
that the oldster pays up and also has the opportunity to plot and
scheme nefarious deeds with their network of crotchety parasites.
Young blood can fix aging
[JesusHChrist, May 09 2014]
Blood created in Lab
[MisterQED, May 09 2014]
[normzone, May 09 2014]
||Vampires will be all over this! +
||This would bring additional interpretations to the Facebook lingo " You've been poked ".
||I heard tell of one of the members of your network declining to follow through on their obligation. It seems Micky developed a larger list of customers than he was prepared to service, and the Faceblood Enforcers, an offshoot of the Mafia, showed up with a baseball bat to deliver a message.
||Trembling, Micky asked " So where are you going to hurt me at ? ". Answered the Enforcer " A knee, Mick. "
||I'm not sure if it completely relates to the idea, but
they just created blood in a lab. (link) Is that young
||My apologies, let me buy you a pint.