Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Faecal Ignition Car Door

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If someone attempts to get into your car with traces of faecal matter adhering to their shoes, this is instantly detected; an alarm sounds, (warning!! faecal matter detected!!) then a fine jet of highly targeted flame shoots out, instantly incinerating the offending matter. (we also sell nice trendy patterned asbestos socks and shoe protectors)
xenzag, Jun 19 2017

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       Should be mandatory. [+]
8th of 7, Jun 19 2017
  

       No shit sure lock.
AusCan531, Jun 19 2017
  

       ...instantly incinerating the offender. [+]
whatrock, Jun 20 2017
  


 

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