Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Faecal Ignition Car Door
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If someone attempts to get into your car with traces of faecal matter adhering to their shoes, this is instantly detected; an alarm sounds, (warning!! faecal matter detected!!) then a fine jet of highly targeted flame shoots out, instantly incinerating the offending matter. (we also sell nice trendy patterned asbestos socks and shoe protectors)
—xenzag, Jun 19 2017





       Should be mandatory. [+]
—8th of 7, Jun 19 2017
   

       No shit sure lock.
—AusCan531, Jun 19 2017
   

       ...instantly incinerating the offender. [+]
—whatrock, Jun 20 2017
   
         


 

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