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If someone attempts to get into your car with traces of faecal matter adhering to their shoes, this is instantly detected; an alarm sounds, (warning!! faecal matter detected!!) then a fine jet of highly targeted flame shoots out, instantly incinerating the offending matter. (we also sell nice trendy
patterned asbestos socks and shoe protectors)
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||...instantly incinerating the offender. [+]