Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Fake dirty water dog bath

A dog shampoo that looks and smell like a puddle.
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Dogs hate baths in clean, warm water with special doggie shampoo, but will leap enthusiatically into any cold muddy puddle they come across.

So, have an efficient low-foam dog cleansing product that looked and smells (to the dog) pretty much like mud but still smells OK to humans.

Fill a sink, bath or paddling pool with cold water. Tip in "MudBath". Stir. Open door and let eager dog bath itself ......

Non sequitur - where does baby oil come from ? Where do they get the babies ?

8th of 7, Jun 13 2002


       sequitur - You don't know where babies come from?
beauxeault, Jun 13 2002

       Make a rinseless version of this and kids'll use it.
reensure, Jun 13 2002

       How did this gem fall so quickly off the face of the Earth?   

       I like the deception. I like a cleaner dog. The only downside I can identify, is that the ruse is predicated upon spoofing a dog's smelling capability. This might be possible, but not by a species so unsophisticated in the realm of smell as humans.   

       A rough equivalent would be a pack of wolves scratching a crude drawing of a pub into the dirt including a sign with "A Nice Ye-Olde Hooman Pubbe - this way hoomans" written on it. The whole area would be surrounded by wolf-paw prints and several wolves would be dressed up pretending to play darts. No, I reckon dogs are high-level connoisseurs of both muddy puddles and white carpets.
bs0u0155, Oct 18 2020

       How did I miss this? Dogs would wash themselves. Dogs having much more sensitive noses than humans you could absolutely put in wonderful filth smells that the dog would sense that people wouldn't. [+]
doctorremulac3, Oct 21 2020

       // How did I miss this? //   

       You were probably flicking bubble gum at one of your classmates, or carving your initials into the desk, or just talking ...
8th of 7, Oct 21 2020

       Ah ha! Got you, I never went to school.   

doctorremulac3, Oct 21 2020

       And MY, doesn't it show ...
8th of 7, Oct 21 2020


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