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"What's the category?"
"Ready... flip it."
"Okay, It's a circle... It's the Circular Space-Ship accelerator! No... it's a oval on a stick... it's an oval with a bunch of sticks. It's a bug... oh, it's a Spider! Yes?
draws a puffy c=shape resting on it's edges).
"it's a uh... mushroom... no... it's a croissant... it's a wig? What is that? (Little dots added) It's a handset!
It's a phone!"
"Spider.... phone...... hmmm.... It's the Cellphone Disguised as a Huge Hairy Spider with Wiggly Legs!"
"Okay, who's up next?"
"Top 50 Worst Ideas..."
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||"Its a.....a.....tennis raquet"
" Theres something hurtling at it, its a meteorite...urm plantetary defence system?"
"Potato? urm Really fast food."
Shameless plug of first ever idea.
||P.S We have conventions? can I come if you're not lying?
||"Tubes...What the hell is that..."
"A rat? Some rodent of some kind..."
"What's the vacuum pump for??"
||kaz, I'm not certain we've had 'em yet, but I hear rumors of them occuring every once in awhile where the baker / square mile ratio is more dense, like New York and the UK.
||Rods, are you referring to genetically engineereed nanite custard that acts as a bluetooth controlled exploding superhero?
||[UnaBubba],<gesturing at UB's face> Is that what is on your chin?