Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Fish Mixer

Autonomous Rechargeable Electric Stirrers
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Launch one into a cup of hot chocolate to get the gunk off the bottom, or toss an entire school into the flapjack proto-batter. Can be used to froth up a bubble bath, and it's almost as good as a hula dancer for homogenizing paint.

To clean: simply rinse and replace on the charging plate.

FlyingToaster, Sep 20 2009

Drinks_20Beetler been there, done that.... "it comes with the beetle you just saw, along with a fish....." [xenzag, Sep 20 2009]


       Excellent [+]
8th of 7, Sep 20 2009

       Bun despite the painful choking hazard.
DrWorm, Sep 20 2009

       //choking hazard// well you're supposed to take them out before you eat something: while they normally swim about until the medium is of an even consistency, the miniature fishing pole (included) is a basic RC device that can get them to speed up, slow down, or immediately stop and float to the surface. This allows for "folding" batter (a slow mix) or "feeding frenzy" (shark sold separately) as well as the normal(default) setting.   

       //crabs?// that would be the meat-tenderizer. § x1
FlyingToaster, Sep 20 2009

       re: <link> well you may or may not have sunk my "Man'O'War Blender" that I just posted, but apart from generic piscine anthropomorphism, this and that are very different.
FlyingToaster, Sep 20 2009

       It's the same basic idea... I don't care that much. Just pointing it out.
xenzag, Sep 20 2009

       I agree with the [toaster]. [xenzag], your idea is just a whisk that looks like a beetle (or a fish, or a bird, or a finger, ha ha blah blah).   

       This idea, however, is for a free-roaming device that swims about in liquid to froth it up.   

       Rather than making one thing look like another thing, [FlyingToaster] has come up with an actual invention that may (or may not) carry merit. Bun for that. [+]
theleopard, Sep 21 2009

       Well you don't like anything with my name on it, for your own reasons, so that's to be expected.
xenzag, Sep 21 2009

       Not true! The fact that you are the author to many ideas I dislike is merely an unfortunate cosmic coincidence. Had someone else posted them, I would dislike them equally, your name attached to them bears little to no importance.   

       (Indeed, you've got plenty of buns from me elsewhere.)
theleopard, Sep 21 2009

       Those are old, stale buns. Now you only bring me fish bones :-( sniffs sadly
xenzag, Sep 21 2009

       Great for blocked drains, too.
egbert, Sep 21 2009

       Aha! I have only just realized what this idea is about. A definite [+].
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 21 2009

       //[xenzag] your idea is just a...//
which stands rather nicely on its own as a drink-mixer which is why I bunned it when he posted it. "just a" doesn't really come in to it.

       okay whozza noob who boned this ?
FlyingToaster, Sep 21 2009

       Can they be set up so that, at the end of the mixing cycle, they leap enthusiastically from the liquid being mixed?
tatterdemalion, Sep 21 2009

       //leap enthusiastically// into a small washbowl on the side where they rinse, recharge and, if necessary, leap back in to the mixing bowl.
FlyingToaster, Sep 21 2009

       My reputation has been tarnished... damned autoboner: well I got past the "baker's dozen" point bone-free, anyways.
FlyingToaster, Sep 21 2009


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