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The pen dispenses napalm instead of ink. When youve written your manifesto on the side of the courthouse, subway car, or whatever, use the self-contained igniter and whoomph, your words burn brilliantly for a moment before theyre indelibly burned into the surface.
Cai Guo-Qiang
http://www.asiasoci...-cai_guo-qiang.html ...draws pictures using gunpowder, so I guess napalm could probably be made to work. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Gunpowder Picture
http://www2.artnet....itoi/itoi5-17-4.asp [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Can I have my pen back? Charlene said.
I fished in my purse for it, then found it in my pocket. It had leaked napalm all over. I reeked of it.
She took the pen, examining it closely, frowning. She shook it.
Dang it, pluter, its empty, what you been doing?
I smiled, pointing to the big letters burned into the stone of the Arc de Triumph. We were sitting in the shadow of it at one of those Parisian street-side tables. She twisted her neck to look.
PLUTERDAY WERE HERE
Ah, I see you made yourself plural.
I looked again, and felt suddenly heavy. My mind whirled, making up excuses
It was late,
I was dizzy, ditzy,
drunk,
jetlagged...
they ran through my brain, wagging their little tails, but the real reason was...I was stupid. This time there was no escaping it.
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Don't forget to light your 'i' dots. |
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Heh. Avoid straw bale structures. |
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Could turn nasty if you have a pen-chewing habit. And smoke BOOOOOM |
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How hot does napalm burn? |
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i would have WAY too much fun with this!!! ++ |
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