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Floating Gardens

Nebuchadnezzar, Schnebuchadnezzar
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Keeping up with the Joneses is just sooo difficult these days.

You've built the paved circular driveway with your first initials prominent enough to surely cause problems during a future house sale.

You've put up a pool, a tennis court, and even a putting green.

And yet, you must admit to yourself their landscaping appears a bit richer. Is that a thousand tulips that they planted for the coming of spring? Who does that?

Well, now you can finally outdo them with your own floating garden! Our garden attachment comes in square foot lots from 25 to 200, supporting patches of flowers or even a smattering of bushes and trees. Made from durable and light plastic, it does not require any watering and attaches to any commercially available helium blimp or hot air baloon. For best effects, tether using the strongest possible fishing lines and use a transparent blimp or baloon with a 100 feet of line or more.

theircompetitor, Mar 25 2006




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