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Looks like it's about time for a line of erotic clothing marketed to people with really bad senses of humor and zoophiles. Let the cries of disgust commence.
Beat you to it, [benfrost].
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He's easier to beat when he's not here, yes? |
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Well, yes. But I figured that somebody had to take up the slack in bad taste. |
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I'm sure [benfrost] would have provided a far more entertaining idea description with numerous examples of the merchandise that would be on show. |
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As it is, this idea just doesn't cut it. The name's dull, the description's desultory, and the whole thing fails to stimulate my bad taste organ, which remains flaccid and deeply unimpressed. |
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Guess you won't be participating in the nude olympics . . . |
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Maybe if they have hang eleven surfing. |
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I'd put up some product descriptions, but I can't think of any. Just bear in mind that a bra on your pet would require eight cups. |
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[Eugene]: //a bra on your pet would require eight cups//... My fish would disagree. |
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perhaps a bit of waterproof stick-on glitter for your fish's scales, [Cedar]? |
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Oh-h-h that's hittin below the belt. |
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But it's funnier than sh*t |
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If I had five fluffies, I'd give them to all of you. |
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Rumours of my flummize have been greatly fluffitized. |
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Which brings something to mind--in a beastiality porno, the fluffer would have to be a bird, wouldn't it? |
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See, these are the kinds of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. The respectable ones anyway. |
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