h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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Forget seats
fill the fuselage with av-gas and tread water! |
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why bother with seats? just make the fuselage the fuel tank, and hand everyone a wetsuit and a scuba mask on the way in. Provides excellent crash protection, and no more worries about smoke inhalation.
Also solves deep-vein thrombosis, get a workout by swimming around the tank!
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You're right; in case of fire, smoke inhalation would definitely not be a problem. |
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The extra weight of all that fuel might make it difficult to
get off the ground. Maybe a hydrogen-filled zeppelin body
should be attached to the top of the airplane to alleviate
some of the added weight. |
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Or a helium-filled body, which could stow extra passengers, who could then have fun by making squeaky voices for the flight duration. |
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"Sir! SIR! THERE IS NO SMOKING AT..." KerBOOM! |
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And just wait till the NEXT pilot from Bin Laden Airlines takes over! |
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you forget that fuel doesn't explode, fuel VAPOUR explodes. |
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also, no extra weight is involved, you only take as much fuel as you need, just leave out the wing tanks. |
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The best way to survive impacts is to be suspended in a fluid body. |
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People can't hear threats from terrorists so no worries. |
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//a hydrogen-filled zeppelin body should be attached to the top of the airplane// |
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Ever heard of the hydrogen powered airship called the Hindenburg? Yep, none of us want THAT happening again. |
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I would be scared to death of flying is fthis was baked. fishbone. |
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Sensible position, _fire_elf. I'd be scared of fuel too. |
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Jet fuel is just kerosine. Not all that explosive. |
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