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Fruity Paper Clips

Fruity flavored paper clips, that match the colors.
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We have beautiful colored paper clips here, some are yellow(banana), some are red(apple), and some are green(lime).

Just so when you put one in your mouth while holding onto your copies, you can indulge in some fruity fun.

blissmiss, Jan 18 2013

Muppets: Edible Paperclips http://www.youtube....watch?v=ekBJgsfKnlw
[mitxela, Jan 21 2013]

The best jerk in the world! http://logsmokehouse.net/
Try it yourself and tell me I'm wrong. No appointment necessary. [Alterother, Jan 23 2013]


       in the shower?
po, Jan 18 2013

       *for one time use only!* ...just sayin' [+]
xandram, Jan 18 2013

       "Miss Bliss, would you puhlease stop eating the office supplies."
FlyingToaster, Jan 18 2013

       You could expand this into a wide range of flavored fasteners, especially for the industrial demographic: drywall screws, framing nails, hex nuts, etc. Sometimes it seems I just can't work without a few bits of metal clamped between drawn lips, like an oral fixation linus blanket or something.
Alterother, Jan 18 2013

       There's a real risk that small children would swallow these things.   

MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 18 2013

       They say scent is the sense most closely tied to memory. This could actually help people remember what the heck they were doing when they're juggling projects. [+]
gisho, Jan 18 2013

       I was hoping for paper-clip shaped cereal.
tatterdemalion, Jan 18 2013

       guava flavored, yum.
blissmiss, Jan 20 2013

       I bet that Macguiver could use the flavoring chemicals to make bombs using only paperclips now.   

       Flavoured Ponytail Fasteners?
UnaBubba, Jan 21 2013

       No, I don't put those in my mouth, though I have seen others do it.
blissmiss, Jan 21 2013

       what would the Microsoft paperclip taste like?
evilpenguin, Jan 21 2013

       ^ a staple.
FlyingToaster, Jan 21 2013

       I was thinking licorice.
blissmiss, Jan 21 2013

       Surely it's not beyond the realms of food engineering technology to make them actually edible as well as tasty?
pocmloc, Jan 22 2013

       Here, beef jerky _is_ a staple. Fashioning it into an orally- graspable fastener would be a convenient time saver for a large contingent of the local workforce.
Alterother, Jan 23 2013

       So, [Alter], how often do you jerk your own beef?
UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013

       Never. There's a smokehouse here in Maine that jerks enough beef for all of us.
Alterother, Jan 23 2013

       Would I need an appointment?
Brian the Painter, Jan 23 2013

       No, you can get it at most any gas station or convenience store in the state. It's the best jerk you'll ever have.
Alterother, Jan 23 2013

       Easily the funniest thing you've written here in a long time, [Alter]. I thought I knew jerks until I visited Maine.
UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013

Alterother, Jan 23 2013


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