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We have beautiful colored paper clips here, some are yellow(banana), some are red(apple), and some are green(lime).
Just so when you put one in your mouth while holding onto your copies, you can indulge in some fruity fun.
Muppets: Edible Paperclips
http://www.youtube....watch?v=ekBJgsfKnlw [mitxela, Jan 21 2013]
The best jerk in the world!
http://logsmokehouse.net/ Try it yourself and tell me I'm wrong. No appointment necessary. [Alterother, Jan 23 2013]
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*for one time use only!* ...just sayin' [+] |
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"Miss Bliss, would you puhlease stop eating the office supplies." |
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You could expand this into a wide range of flavored
fasteners, especially for the industrial demographic:
drywall screws, framing nails, hex nuts, etc. Sometimes it
seems I just can't work without a few bits of metal
clamped between drawn lips, like an oral fixation linus
blanket or something. |
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There's a real risk that small children would swallow
these things. |
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They say scent is the sense most closely tied to memory. This could actually help people remember what the heck they were doing when they're juggling projects. [+] |
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I was hoping for paper-clip shaped cereal. |
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I bet that Macguiver could use the flavoring chemicals to make bombs using only paperclips now. |
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Flavoured Ponytail Fasteners? |
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No, I don't put those in my mouth, though I have seen
others do it. |
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what would the Microsoft paperclip taste like? |
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Surely it's not beyond the realms of food engineering technology to make them actually edible as well as tasty? |
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Here, beef jerky _is_ a staple. Fashioning it into an orally-
graspable fastener would be a convenient time saver for a
large contingent of the local workforce. |
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So, [Alter], how often do you jerk your own beef? |
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Never. There's a smokehouse here in Maine that jerks
enough beef for all of us. |
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Would I need an appointment? |
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No, you can get it at most any gas station or convenience
store in the state. It's the best jerk you'll ever have. |
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Easily the funniest thing you've written here in a long
time, [Alter]. I thought I knew jerks until I visited
Maine. |
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