Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
We got your practicality ... right here.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.



Fugue state alarm chicken

  [vote for,

Following on from the success (ahem) of the Autistic License, my mind turned to the other occasions whereby people do stuff entirely out of character, for example 8th being nice to kittens...

One reason can be a fugue* state and so I wanted to come up with something to help sufferers.

I was reminded that birds can be trained to do tricks, like pigeons and crows, I settled for chickens, in particular the breed that were first exported to North America in 1828 from Livorno.

The chicken would be trained to recognise the fugue state and to give a loud warning cry, in the manner of a foghorn, alerting others to possibly aberrant behaviour.

In this way, the fuguehorn leghorn can be of use to personkind.

*Not to be confused with a fugu state, brought on by badly prepared pufferfish.

not_morrison_rm, Jan 13 2014


       < logs on to Acme website to place a shipping order for anvils, enormous boxing gloves on lazy tongs, cases of dynamite, oversize mousetraps and one of those huge catapults >
8th of 7, Jan 13 2014

       Got a neat photo of the Acme Co building in Bangkok, on the hard drive somewhere...wonder if they realise...as for the Thai Sin Screw (factory)
not_morrison_rm, Jan 13 2014


back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle