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Full Metal Wallet

Lifetime guarantee!
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Guys! Sick of replacing your wallet every decade or so? Wish you could just get a wallet one time, then forget about it? Now you can! New from BUNGCO the Full Metal Wallet! Unlike cigarette cases and other small, rigid metal receptacles, the full metal wallet is flexible and molds to your butt just like a piece of cowhide or nylon. The FMW is made with mutiple small stainless steel plates, hinged together with rings, and the same size and shape as a conventional billfold. The metal wallet is guaranteed for 75 years. It will not wear out. Makes a great graduation present! An added benefit - many happy customers have written BUNGCO to tell how thir FMW has successfully stopped a bullet, deflected a dog bite, or served as a sliding plate after falling off a moving motorcycle!

Order now and get $10 off BUNGCO's Center Pocket Pants. With a roomy pocket positioned front and center, these pants wearers can use their Full Metal Wallet to protect _all_ their valuables! Call now!

bungston, Jan 03 2004

skymall metal card holder http://www.skymall....pid=79496039&catId=
Metal Wallet [theircompetitor, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Duct Tape Wallet http://www.computer...ducttapewallet.html
Duct tape wallet (infinitely repairable!) [Overpanic, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]


       what about this one?   

       [see link --admin]
theircompetitor, Jan 03 2004

       *ding* Please use the link feature, to your left, under the idea text. Thank you.   

       And I like it. (+)
Baker^-1, Jan 03 2004

       Sounds like it's made for accident prone people.Shot in the ass, bitten in the ass and falls on the ass.
python, Jan 04 2004

       <obligatory fj anno>Is that a full Full Metal Wallet front and center, or are you just...yada, yada, yada?</obligatory fj anno>
FarmerJohn, Jan 04 2004

       Is that your full metal wallet, or are you just happy to see me?
Letsbuildafort, Jan 04 2004

       Just make the wallet out of duct tape. If it rips, just make a new one. (Besides, duct tape is groovy.)
spacecadet, Jan 04 2004

       My psyatic nerve aches just thinking about this.   

a psyatic is where mental patients keep their christmas decorations during the year.
Overpanic, Jan 05 2004

       That's right - just got mine put away.
thumbwax, Jan 05 2004

       What, your christmas decorations, or your mental patients ? I strive merely for clarity .....
8th of 7, Jan 05 2004

       Psyatic, sciatic, and syatic all seam to bring up the same sights.

Letsbuildafort, Jan 05 2004

       I read about how to make a chain mail shirt in a magazine, doesn't sound too hard. Just make little wire loops and join them up.
spacecadet, Jan 05 2004

       Even if the steel lasted 75 years the lining etc. would be in tatters in the usual time. Now -- an all Kevlar wallet might be just the thing. A while back a fellow was shot full of holes after trying to pull his leather wallet out to show to the police. (he was a foreigner and didn't know what "freeze" meant). Pull a hand sized steel object out of your breast or pants pocket.....?
hangingchad, Jan 05 2004

       Mm, I made a chainmail wallet a while back. I'll have to post pictures.
finrod, May 05 2005

       the incidence of magnetic pick pocketers will flourish.
benfrost, May 06 2005

       That's why you use aluminum...
finrod, May 06 2005


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