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Children's vitamins often come in fun shapes - sometimes to the chagrin of safety experts who worry kids will eat too many of them. But grownups know better and should be allowed some fun.
Suggested shapes - fly, spider*, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow, and horse - of course.
* The spider will be a
multi-vitamin made in layers, with a bicarbonate of soda core. So when it dissolves and starts to fizz in the old lady's tummy, it will wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside her.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHmZMf6zwo
[a1, Feb 13 2024]
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[+] for the bicarbonate of soda core. |
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Grave stones and scythes? |
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I was hoping at least one person would curse me for getting the song stuck in their head. |
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Okay genius - tell me how you swallow that cow. |
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"I don't know how she swallowed the cow." |
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//[+] for the bicarbonate of soda core// Oh yes, us 'old folks' (ie: anyone over 30, according to Biological Imperative) have difficulties digesting, so by the time the vitamin is masticated and swallowed, it's an ideal solution (ha). |
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I'm not convinced that the horse pills are a good idea. They might be a bit... terminal. |
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If you want them to sell you’ll make ‘em in the various sizes, shapes and configurations of sex toys. |
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I think [Loris] is the only one who got the joke, or everyone else is studiously avoiding it... |
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//everyone else is studiously avoiding it// I'll take 'avoid' for 500, Alex. |
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But I do see clever ad opportunities: serious, fedora-wearing film noir detective asking 'But why? WHY would she swallow the goat?!' gazing at the chalk outline of a very small goat, and one high-heeled shoe upturned on the pavement. |
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No worse than those US ads where coffee shop patrons bandy about a trade-name drug without ever giving us a clue what it's for. |
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// WHY would she swallow the goat? // |
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"She swallowed the goat to catch the dog..." |
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//I think [Loris] is the only one who got the joke, or everyone else is studiously avoiding it...// |
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I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for being obnoxious. |
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