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Far from just a clap trap debacle formed around a suit-
inviting adolescent parody phrase, this is instead yet
another quickly realizable and elegant scheme to
overthrow the entire world, by yours truely,
Implementation based on whether or not Trump leaves
Throw Nuts are molded peanut-shell-sized plastic
oloid throwing objects with a whistle and clicker inside
that are designed carefully so that throwing the object
makes a whistle and a clicking sound. These will quickly
become popular because of their cheapness, funny name,
publicity from the suit that Dunkin Donuts will inevitably
bring against the company, their amazing usefullness in
catching people's attention, and the nut's ability to
Funkin Throw Nuts will be the pet rock of 2017.
Funkin Throw Nuts will be produced by Funkin Adaptive
Technology which will also make adaptive drones,
bombs, bouncy flower generators, and the like.
The Throw Nuts whistle making capability will be
developed through an iterative process of trial and error,
3D printing improvements in a never ending cycle
eventually creating a complex sonic environment so that
the nuts can resonate will other environmental sounds to
create a world wide sound that uses the earth's
as a resonating drum. This rhythmic system will sound
the funkiest possible groove at the ground level, in fact
will be impossibly funky because all of the sounds in the
world will be in resonance and that will open a door to
other universes so we will have possible shit and
impossible shit happening at the same time. It will be a
grand funkathon and
will have to get used to saying, "funk" and liking it.
[JesusHChrist, Nov 26 2016]
||From the makers of everyone's favorite pointy stone-toss game, Stabrocks.
||The worrying thing is, [JHC], that this may be your best idea yet.
||Nice, Although I would like to see the graphs of resonantor size/energy, possibly number effect, verses reasonating medium volume.
||Would a Throw-nut next to another Throw-nut fall in sync?
||Wow JHC, what the funk you been smoking dude? Love it,
give me some. +++++