Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Gents' urinal headrest

Rest that weary head in comfort and let the waters flow.
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One for the gents, this. It's reaching the latter part of the evening, you're fast approaching that state of drunkeness where standing up is getting to be a bit of a bind, the old bladder needs emptying so off you head to the gents. That quite, peaceful moment of relief is a time of rest..... of quiet reflection. As you start to take stock of the evening's progress and enjoy the slow release of pressure from down below, you allow your head to rest against the wall. The cold, hard, dirty wall. It's clear to see..... What every pub / bar needs is a headrest above each urinal. Simple. You return to your friends feeling relieved and rested.
bov, Sep 27 2000

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       Beats a busted mirror.
thumbwax, Sep 27 2000
  

       Isn't "Gents' Urinal" redundant?   

       For Peter: How interestingly descriptive. How glad I am to be male.
centauri, Sep 27 2000
  

       Ah come on. Urinals are dirty smelly holes at the best of times. A nice soft rest for your head on someone's puke, piss (if they can that high) snot wiping and various other private bathroom emollients men practice. I don't think so. Why not my earlier idea of a table toilet where you don't even have to get up off the bar stool and men and women can piss together, and not lose track of the final destination, around the same region. http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Table_20Toilet#96707354 9-3-1
leggless, Sep 28 2000
  

       See Clark Hall Pub, Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario, Canada. Engineering pub and in the male washroom - one stall, two urinals. Headrests for everyone. What a relief after much imbibing to lean forward and meet cushiony softness. Even in the stall, though the headrests there are located beside the toilet rather than in front or behind. A noble idea that should spread far and wide.
wwcake, Sep 29 2000
  
      
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