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Simple strap-on laser sight to insure proper aim when a urinal isn't handy (and for some...all the time).
Another visual aid
http://www.campbell...or_fly_on_wall.html Might be apocryphal-- has anyone actually seen the original Wall Street Journal article? [hob, Jun 24 2001]
(?) And another
http://www.ilovebac...noway/013001c.shtml [hob, Jun 24 2001]
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This would be just fine in zero-gravity. However, here on earth my wee wee descends in an arc, and there are just so many factors involved in making an accurate shot - I would need an on-board computer. |
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I'm for laser sights on anything. |
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In conventional laser sight configuration. |
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[steg] Fine, for you we'll add the 'Super-Soaker' high pressure wee-wee pump to insure as little arc as possible. [UB] Two words...Duct tape. |
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If you make first part of any discharge luminescent you will have implemented "tracer fire" to help you both adjust the trajectory and clean up any initial spillage. |
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With high enough powered lasers, perhaps a spin off from the STAR WARS project, urine drops could be evaporated mid-air, thus rendering obsolete any need for the toilet at all. |
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However evaporating in-flight urine would give rise to some rather unpleasant steam. As with many things what goes up must come down, after all. |
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Not if you had an air vent sucking up the vapour and sending it to a sewage plant... |
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I've been considering everyone's input here and I think I've come up with the solution. Working with the laser sight idea, create a 'homing' toilet. Essentially, this toilet can detect the laser, determine the distance of the user, check the incoming speed of the urine and adjust itself for maximum containment. |
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Ahh yes. But will that work when you're drunk? The self correcting toilet combined with the laser sight will do this (assuming you aren't peeing on the wall). |
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I think the same homing technology should be built into every sink for when people are sick from drinking excess amounts of alcohol. Anti-clogging devices would also be necessary. |
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