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Giant Panda Army

Instead of regular army, guys in Panda Suits
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It might well be harder to kill someone wearing a giant panda get-up.

This army could be armed with edible bamboo sticks, to share with their foes. They wouldn't be out to kill anybody, just infiltrate and laze about eating bamboo shoots.

Panda wannabes and PETA folks could sign up.

This maybe could work.

Lancelot Link, Feb 25 2004


       //It might well be harder to kill someone wearing a giant panda get-up.//   

       Or easier to get killed. The pandas themselves don't seem to have a good track record.
k_sra, Feb 25 2004

       The softer side of guerrilla warfare.
Worldgineer, Feb 25 2004

       Or you could use real pandas, since they're endangered and it's probably bad to shoot them. Besides, I've worn a panda suit before, and it's really hard to see properly through those goofy eye holes.
foulplay, Feb 25 2004

       Is this a giant Panda Army or an Army of Giant Pandas?   

       We should be told...
timbeau, Feb 25 2004

       The problem is motivating the troops to do, well ... anything.
Letsbuildafort, Feb 25 2004

       does it matter? don't pander to detail.
po, Feb 25 2004

       Giant Panda Army sounds like a good band name.
Mr Burns, Feb 25 2004

       The initials work out good as a band name, also.
normzone, Feb 25 2004

       Just out of curiousity, why is this put under culture: museum? Shouldn't this be in public?
froglet, Apr 02 2005

       Mr. Rodgers should have been secretary of defense.
JesusHChrist, Apr 02 2005

       Or, given the category, curator of defence?
moomintroll, Apr 02 2005

       The incidence of rape would drop away fairly sharply.
wagster, Apr 02 2005

       So, take your average obese American, paint them black-n-white, and there you have it.
RayfordSteele, Jan 31 2008


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