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First, on any one of [n] ping pong balls, write the name and/or details of a national debt instrument (or, if you have a limited number of ping pong balls, a debt type or nation grouping), repeat for all debt instruments (or groupings).
Next, toss all the balls into a colossal pit, constructed by
corvée labour in some marginalised central Asian "republic", where the the PPBs are stirred by either (1) mechanical arms or, if cash is tight, (2)the wild flailings of illiterate recidivists, for whom this act of potenially fatal human twizzlesticking forms part of rehabilitation.
Once the PPBs have been suitably stirred, each nation's finance minister takes his or her turn in an elaborate, weeks long ceremony, sountracked by alpenhorn and increasingly erratic drumrolls, to extract from the tombola a ping pong ball. Upon extraction, the extractee's nation becomes liable for all debt represented by that PPB. Repeat, without toilet breaks or sustenance for the ministers, substituting in their seconds (and thirds etc) only on the event of death, until all ping pong balls are allocated and global national debt is restructured in what can only be described as an entirely equitable process.
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All for it. This could only be good news for large nations with huge debts like the US. Places like Luxembourg, well... sorry chaps. |
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/corveé labour/ I will have to google, but I would guess this is either tame crows or the Hooters girls. |
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Re corveé: acute left shifted. Yikes. |
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Isn't this how your World Bank works, but with less gratuitous cruelty ? |
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Gratuitous cruelty to politicians and bankers. [+]. |
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//Luxembourg, well... sorry chaps.// To which
Prince Félix replies: sorry, we're bankrupt, and
defaults. The USA, whose national debt just
evaporated, pays Ghana's national debt ($7 billion)
out of petty cash, and announces Marshal Plan II,
to resucitate Luxemboug. No problem at all. |
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The problem comes *before* the tombola,
because the market anticipates this. Merely
announcing this scheme would have the same
effect as a simultaneous default by the countries
with above-median national debt. |
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So, this is GOOD news for Luxembourg, BAD news
for the US. |
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(Although, if Luxembourg was counting on Marshal
II, then it's bad news for them as well. So it's
really bad news for everybody. There's a reason
they call it the dismal science.) |
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Could the illiterate recidivists somehow also be worked
into dartboard stock trading? |
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I'm reminded of the Mythbusters where they raised a
sunken sailboat with PPBs and at one point they just had
balls flooding out of a hatch or something, filling the
harbor. |
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Minus the ping pong balls, this seems to be pretty much what the EU has been up to this past fortnight. |
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