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Grind Beans and Pour Water Over Them

Grind beans and pour water over them
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Grind beans and pour water over them.

I've always wanted to post this! (marked for perculation)

xenzag, Oct 24 2019

It'll never catch on https://www.youtube...watch?v=_XDxAzVEbN4
[MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 25 2019]

Youtube: The Manhattan Transfer - Java Jive https://www.youtube...watch?v=0XxsasUHzaQ
Java Jive
The Manhattan Transfer
I love coffee,
I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (boy!)
I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops mr. moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot the pot and I'll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And I'll cut a rug just snug in a jug
A sliced up onion and a raw one
Draw one - Waiter, waiter, percolator
I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
Boston bean
(soy beans)
Green bean
(cabbage and greens)
I'm not keen about a bean
Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)
I love java sweet and hot
Whoops mr. moto I'm a coffee pot (yeah)
Shoot me…
[Dub, Oct 26 2019]

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       Human beans ?   

       Is this a pun on "Grinding the faces* of the poor" ? Or another "Soylent Green" reference ?   

       *Deliberate misunderstanding and a subsequent avalanche of toilet humour and jokes related to solid waste are inevitable.
8th of 7, Oct 24 2019
  

       What the shit?
blissmiss, Oct 24 2019
  

       Better latte than never, I suppose. {sp. percolation}
Dub, Oct 25 2019
  

       They'll never grow that way so you're just wasting water, forego the grinding, you'll get much better results.
Skewed, Oct 25 2019
  

       I only ever find good-coffee cafes randomly. I'll just keep trying every place until I find the best. But if I'm visiting a different area, I'd like to find reviews/rankings based on really how good the coffee is - not the ambience, how good it is for kids, or the vegan credentials.   

       Kind of like trip-advisor for people obsessed with really, really good coffee.   

       Is this that?
Frankx, Oct 25 2019
  

       No.
8th of 7, Oct 25 2019
  

       I often have trouble making coffee. Sometimes I grind the beans and pour the water on the floor. Sometimes I grind the water and pour the beans on the floor. I've tried pouring the beans on the water, and the whole lot on the floor but that doesn't work either.   

       What I could do with would be really simple instructions about the order and process for making coffee. Otherwise, it's just a frustrating mess.   

       Is this that?
Frankx, Oct 25 2019
  

       I see you're doing it three times.   

       Three cups of coffee.
Loris, Oct 25 2019
  

       <Bob Newhart voice> A drink made you make out of BEANS?? <\BNv>
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 25 2019
  

       French bean juice. Haricot bean juice. Runner bean juice. Butter bean juice. Tepary bean juice. Soya bean juice. Baked bean juice.
pocmloc, Oct 25 2019
  

       Observant Hassidic Juice ?
8th of 7, Oct 25 2019
  

       No one has 'got it' yet.
xenzag, Oct 25 2019
  

       I often have trouble understanding obscure references to the “search” page.   

       Is this that?
Frankx, Oct 25 2019
  

       It's the example summary line from the add an idea page.
tatterdemalion, Oct 25 2019
  

       // No one has 'got it' yet //   

       The doctors were quite sure that the Intercalary had it, but they gave him some ointment to rub on the affected parts and it seemed to go away ...
8th of 7, Oct 25 2019
  

       // I only ever find good-coffee cafes randomly.//   

       I'm unfortunate enough that the best coffee in the city is at the end of my street, a two minute walk. So now I only look for cafes with good andor interesting views, while trying to ignore the swill they serve up disguised as "coffee".
FlyingToaster, Oct 25 2019
  

       Using water as solvent, to extract and consume nutrients from other life forms is as old as soup...
Mindey, Oct 25 2019
  

       //Better latte than never//   

       [marked-for-tagline]   

       //I've always wanted to post this!//   

       Any other parts of the HB help you want to re-post ?
bigsleep, Oct 26 2019
  

       Hope it's not [xenzag] expressing the need for help but then it would be in the wrong category.
wjt, Oct 26 2019
  

       The instruction is temporally ambiguous. It does not state whether the pouring or the grinding should come first, or if the actions should be simultaneous.
pocmloc, Oct 26 2019
  

       // [marked-for-tagline] //   

       Don't encourage him, [bigs], it just makes a mocha-ry of the whole thing ...
8th of 7, Oct 26 2019
  

       //Using water as solvent, to extract and consume nutrients from other life forms is as old as soup...//   

       I think it's a lot older than that. Irish I had posted this idea first.
Voice, Oct 27 2019
  

       No need to get in a stew over it.
8th of 7, Oct 27 2019
  

       Soy bean juice is baked. Ask the Koreans. Nasty shit.
RayfordSteele, Oct 27 2019
  

       Has anyone here tried to Grind Water and then pour Beans over it? Interesting concept about the water part.
blissmiss, Oct 27 2019
  

       You don't need to grind it, just dehydrate it, it comes out of the process finely powdered, you might think there's nothing there but that's just because the powders so fine you can't see it.   

       You'll have to eat your powdered water & beans with a spoon though.   

       It'll be crunchy.   

       & taste remarkably like coffee bean sans water..   

       Unless you use baked beans or something else other than coffee beans, it won't taste much like coffee bean then.
Skewed, Oct 27 2019
  

       I would prefer my ground water to still be in a fluid form. I think it would be interesting to make Kool-aide with it. Maybe. It's only a dream.
blissmiss, Oct 27 2019
  

       All too often, groundwater's got a heavy burden of dissolved minerals, in some geographies that means Arsenic, Lead, Bismuth, Cadmium ... water pumped from aquifers can need a fair bit of processing until it's fit for humans and dogs to drink.   

       Of course, the french have got a workaround, by being so toxic themselves that nothing they consume can be any worse; hence Evian & Perrier are pumped straight from the ground and stuffed into bottles ...
8th of 7, Oct 27 2019
  

       //Arsenic, Lead, Bismuth, Cadmium//   

       All adds to the flavour.
Skewed, Oct 27 2019
  
      
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