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Though I am not a top baker, I would certainly be more apt to use products with a HB Seal of Approval. The seal could be a little golden croissant with UnaBubba's signature on it or something, and it could be on any number of products (like Underwriters Lab or the Good Housekeeping Seal).
The product
selection/approval process would include free trial product to the top 25 bakers for evaluation. Inventive or Humorous products would get extra consideration.
Sort of like the FDA, but much more serious.
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8 out of 7 bakers agree, duck tape is very useful. |
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Seems like it would take away from the main focus of this place. But if they're willing to send me free stuff, I'm in. |
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To be appropriate, wouldn't such a seal only be applied to wacky, half-baked products that didn't really work? |
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I can imagine the majority of building materials and smashy-poundy-hitty things would automatically get the seal. |
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I'm not sure why I'd want to buy
anything with UnaBubba's signature on
it. Of course, it's possible that he
wouldn't want to buy things with his
signature on them either. |
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Untouched by animal hands. |
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With product placement ads in the Journal of Irreproducible Results? |
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I don't get what the halfbakery has to do with "approving" products. |
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Nothing, I'm pretty sure. |
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Products? Are there products then? |
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Yeah, didn't you know? <munching on Grilly Willy Stress Sausage> |
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Does it balance a big beach ball on the end of its nose? |
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Or clap it's flippers together and say "ark ark" to show approval? |
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Now, [Rods], that's just quackers. |
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//Sort of like the FDA.//
Actually, this would be more like Underwriters Laborites (UL), except that only those products that went through the extensive HB testing regimen, and failed miserably, could be certified as halfbaked. |
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"Unsuitable for uses public or private" |
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"Guaranteed to explode and/or contain custard - every time!" Funny idea, but I'm with [waugs], I'm afraid. |
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Brave of you to admit that, ichthyrodentus. |
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I'm with waugs, but I'm afraid to admit it. |
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I used to be with [waugs] but the therapy helped a lot and I think I'm better now, thanks. |
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BTW .. may I suggest that the first item
to receive the HB SEAL OF APPROVAL
be the mirrored washroom (lu?) outside
the art museum. I have to hand it to the
brits - AWESOME !! |
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mahatma, where do you mean? |
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"Don't cry for him, dear. He's with [waugs], now." |
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[Waugs]BONEit! I hit my [waugs]bone thumb with the [waugs]bone hammer, AGAIN! |
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