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I think this would be a nice alternative to the other items one finds in the bread aisle at the grocery. I can think of a bunch of ideas off the top of my head but I'm interested in what others have to say...
Part baked bread
http://www.qualitybakers.com/QBE22000.asp Half-baked bread, which you can buy, take home and complete the baking of is already halfbaked. [hippo, Jan 08 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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What? You're going to get everyone else to think up your idea for you? |
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WOOD you really want a sawdust flavored bread? And chalk just makes me wanna puke, you ever eaten it by mistake? Lets just say I wouldn't MARK it in my calender. |
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Despair
Fried Green
Transparent
Yogurt
Robin's Egg
Day-Old
Water
Peach
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Hops and Barley
Pizza
Smoldering Tobacco
Morning Napalm
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I can't believe nobody has proffered the "beer, pizza, cigarettes" ones yet, as they seem to be popular topics among halfbakers... |
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Red Clay
Missippi Mud
Arsenic & Old Lace |
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here are a few of my ideas: |
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and i like the idea of sawdust flavored bread. that would be cool. |
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dgeiser13, did you say "Despair" flavoured ? Well why not: Headache flavour, Itch flavour, Bus flavour, Nice Day flavour, Mouth flavour... you know, I could go on. |
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No carbonated-beverage flavors, yet?!! Oh, wait, I see one. Nevermind. |
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Mountain Dew/diabetics urine
Cola
Sprite/Sierra Mist
assorted flavorings from Faygo and Jones Soda.
Pencil shavings
lead
Cheap Plastic Toy
9v Battery
marijuana (now, that's what I call "baking" bread!)
haggis
chicken
Mess O' Greens
nail clippings
cat
[radioactive symbol]
peanut/ peanut butter
Jelly Belly (assorted)
mystery meat
[Biohazard symbol]
Strawberry-Rhubarb
biology lab
For Display Purposes Only
Spruce
New car
Medaivel Forest
Meadow
Dragon's Breath
Sage
...oops, wrong mental list. |
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Rather than sell it in the bread aisle, put it in the cereal aisle next to Curi-Ou's. |
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I don't believe it - this list doesn't seem to have custard on it. Not even bioluminecent exploding custard... |
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Toast-flavour bread. Obviously. |
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And I'm surprised we haven't see 'vagina' (yet). |
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[phoenix]: You haven't? Are you in the clergy? |
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Since human flesh is supposed to taste like pork -- ergo the South-Seas pidgin term "long pig" -- would you be allowed to sell human-flesh-flavored bread as a kosher product? |
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