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Some people are trying to get people to Mars, but in fact we already have a Martian colony! I bet you didn't know that. The colony isn't doing well at all. We really need a 100 ton launch to the Martian surface to send them supplies until they can be rescued. Look at the grimy, emaciated face of this
poor Martian child. For only a dollar a day you can get his colony the support it needs. How many Martian children can you save from poverty? Call now or you're an evil bastard who doesn't care about the women and children.
||Ahh yes! You might be able to convince billionaire
genius engineers to build a system of booster
rockets and interplanetary craft with 100 tonne
payload capacity as a rescue mission, just like
worked so well for that youth football team in
||Mars: the only planet entirely populated by robots
(true, as far as we know)
||We should re-name it Robotworld. Cyberplanet?
Oh, 4th of 8?