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Wii controller held at groin, controls direction of virtual urine
from a computer-rendered pixel penis.
The thumb controller can either be used to shuffle backwards
to avoid getting any on your shoes, or to adjust pressure.
The trigger enables a shaft squeeze, to stop the flow, in
to start a new shape elsewhere without embarrassing
Etch-a-Sketch vapour lines.
An online connection and digital mapping allows the user to
customise the game in order to piss on things they'd like to
piss on, like Nick Clegg's face, or your boss, for instance.
I'm well aware this kind of toilet humour is below me. It
would still be good.
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||It was all going well until the gratuitous Nick Clegg
reference - please apologise, if possible using the
medium of an autotuned version of yourself to the
tune of some Victorian variety number.
||[zen_tom], I'm reeeeeally sooorry... I'm reaLLY
SSoorryee, that you feeEeel that WAY. I'll triiiiiie
mybesto, pick oooooop MYGAME (for you). YesIwill.
I'm reeeeeally sooorry... I'm reaLLY SSoorryee, I just
thoUght you'd LIKE. Some toooooilet humour.
||There should be a version for women, maybe something where they can laugh at wii willies.
||Well, isn't that the beauty of this idea? Women can
finally take part in man's most enjoyable and
hitherto anatomically prohibitive pastime.
||Women can pee further than men in either direction.
||The game 'no more heroes' has a light sabre like weapon
that is recharged by wanking motion and there are
numerous other references to the wee . Toilet humour is
an absolute necessity to the extent that doing anything
bum or willy related is in essence making a joke.
||Incidently I'm off to make a joke right now.
||//I'm well aware this kind of toilet humour is below
||Are you saying you posted this idea while on the can?
||Ah well, carry on then. [+]