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At hellenbac's, we take pride in
turning that mundane car into an
extraordinary vehicle. You can have
us splatter it with any
one of our different kinds of mud.
We can get it completely dusty with
our many colors of grit and for that
'just escaped a tornado' look, we can
it with wet grass.
Great for covering up or justifying
dings and scratches.
Come back again and we will wash it
and start anew.
All of our muds and grits are mixed
to have a low
"Mudder" Paintjob for Yuppie SUV's
Different idea, same intent. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
[krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||I would pay good money for a covert, call-out service, that came out in the middle of the night. Their first task would be to spray-up my neighbour's obsessively-polished car.
||For the look that says "I've been to Hellenbac".
||wouldn't want to risk actually driving off road--a rock
might fly up and chip your paint
||Can I get high-acidity mud for a little extra $$ ?
||<off topic>There's a mountain resort town called Helen in northern Georgia, it is designed to look like a small town in Switzerland. The microbrewery there makes a beer called "Helenboch".</off topic>
||Love it. Do you know how much cheaper cars would be if they didn't have to be 'brand-new shiny?' We've been working all weekend to improve the gloss on a rocker panel, for a truck, which will never be that glossy again, and we're scrapping 90% of 'em.