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Hip Hop Trailer

Impress the neighbors at the Trailer Park with your own bouncing RV
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Using the same technology as in the bouncing cars in the Rap videos, let your neighbors know that you really enjoy the music you listen to.
theircompetitor, Jan 22 2004

(?) Soul Plane http://www.hollywoo...gallery1/id/1747851
[theircompetitor, Oct 04 2004]


       Its done with hydraulics - bad idea for your set of fine china. Halfbaked idea for making flapjacks ...
Letsbuildafort, Jan 22 2004

       //bad idea for your set of fine china//   

       In trailer parks?
theircompetitor, Jan 22 2004

       This shows a lack of ambition. What you really want to be aiming for are hydraulically assisted Projects.
calum, Jan 22 2004

       I've seen a few ... stranger things HAVE happened ...
Letsbuildafort, Jan 22 2004

       //bad idea for your set of fine china// No problem, I always eat straight from the pizza box and drink straight from the can.
kbecker, Jan 22 2004

       Okay, everyone in trailer parks is over 40, paunchy, and wear airbrushed Tweety Bird shirts, size 3x. Not big hip-hop fans.
spacecadet, Jan 22 2004

       that's not what I saw in the Eminem movie
theircompetitor, Jan 22 2004

       <white trash accent>Ahh thot all dem watt trayluh-trash folks list-tended to conntry-westarn musik.<white trash accent>
Klaatu, Jan 22 2004

       To dispel the vicious rumor that trailer folk do not listen to (or create) hip hop, I quote from the following anthems:   

       {Eminem} Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

       Eminem (Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics) Well Jimmy Moved in with his mother
'Cos he aint got no place to go
And now I'm right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag thats full of clothes
'Coz you live at home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do?
'coz i live at home in a trailer
Mum I'm cummin home to you

       Eminem, Lose Yourself
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go

       Kidd Rock, Devil Without A Cause
Why they wanna pick on me?
Lock me up
And throw away my key
I ain't no cheat I'm just a regular failure
I'm aint straight out a' compton
I'm straight out trailer
theircompetitor, Jan 22 2004

       Much more ambitious than a hip-hop trailer, a hip-hop plane-- see link
theircompetitor, Apr 17 2004

       My Tweety Bird shirt was flocked and embroidered, thank you, not airbrushed.   

       Careless generalizations like that are just what gives Manufactured Housing Community dwellers such a bad reputation.   

       As an example, only last week, my neighbor was wrongfully accused of fishing with dynamite- mind you, the man is not an uneducated clod; dynamite fishing is for lazy slobs who just want to score a quick catch. The really devoted explosives angler uses the much more reliable and precisely controllable C4.
whlanteigne, Nov 03 2004


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