Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Home Defense Immobilising Airbags

Patrick McGoohan would love this... well, maybe not
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"Honey, I think I heard something downstairs..."

"what ?... oh... did it sound like it was coming from the dining room or the den ?"

"definitely the den; sounded like somebody taking the plasma TV off the wall."

"What ?!!!, okay, no problem, let's check the keypad, here.. Kitchen...DiningRoom...ah, here we are: Den..." <click>

... PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHT <splat> 'mmmmph mmmMMMMMMMmmmph'

"okay, you call the police, and I'll call the security company for a canister refill"

FlyingToaster, May 09 2008


       I'd be trapping my cats every single night--just for fun!
dpgrieves, May 09 2008

       Works great, assuming you don't have anything breakable and all your furniture can be shoved across the floor easily and without damage.   

gisho, May 10 2008

       "So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?" [+]
Noexit, May 12 2008

       //"So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?"//   

       "yeah just put on some music.... NO, NOT *THAT* REMOTE CO <splat> mmpphhMMMMMPHmmmmm...". § x1
FlyingToaster, May 19 2008


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