h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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"Honey, I think I heard something downstairs..."
"what ?... oh... did it sound like it was coming from the dining room or the den ?"
"definitely the den; sounded like somebody taking the plasma TV off the wall."
"What ?!!!, okay, no problem, let's check the keypad, here.. Kitchen...DiningRoom...ah,
here we are: Den..." <click>
... PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHT <splat>
'mmmmph mmmMMMMMMMmmmph'
"okay, you call the police, and I'll call the security company for a canister refill"
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I'd be trapping my cats every single night--just for fun! |
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Works great, assuming you don't have anything breakable and all your furniture can be shoved across the floor easily and without damage. |
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"So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?" [+] |
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//"So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?"// |
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"yeah just put on some music.... NO, NOT *THAT* REMOTE CO <splat> mmpphhMMMMMPHmmmmm...". § x1 |
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